Are you effing serious??

I seem to keep asking this question a lot lately. I'm not sure if it's just me, if the world has gone off kilter and no one else has noticed, or if I've simply lost it and it's taken a while for me to realize it. People will do something or say something and I find myself sitting there thinking "Are you effing serious?" (in my mind it is really effing not f**king as I still don't enjoy swearing). I've decided to stop asking why as it only leads to further confusion. From now on I will endeavour to spit out a "that's good" and call it a day.