Saturday, January 05, 2008

"What Men SHOULD Know About Women"

Just before Christmas I was in the bookstore and I noticed a book called something like "What Men Know About Women". It looked to be about 100 pages, which surprised me, until I opened it up realized it was blank inside, not a single word was written. It's surprising the number of things my girlfriends and I would love guys to know but wish they could figure it out without having to say anything. So here's a list I found on the Internet and thought it would be a good starting point.

When she walks away from you mad
- Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
- Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
- Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
- Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
- Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
- Give her your attention

When she pulls away
- Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
- Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
- Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
- Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
- Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
- Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
- Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
- Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
- reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
- Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
- she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
- Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
- bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
- keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
- don't look away until she does

When she misses you
- she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
- the pain never really goes away

When she says its over and waits for a response
- she still wants you to be hers


You should always:

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her

- Know 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.


And most importantly...

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"


I think if boyfriends/husbands followed these simple guidelines their lives would be much happier.

6 comments:

ryder said...

this is amazing. i almost started to cry...

anyway, love this post.

good work

ryder said...

this is amazing. i almost started to cry...

anyway, love this post.

good work

ryder said...

this is amazing. i almost started to cry...

anyway, love this post.

good work

ryder said...

this is amazing. i almost started to cry...

anyway, love this post.

good work

Marieseda said...

Thanks, but I can't take all the credit, since the majority of the advice came from various sources. I do appreciate the kind words and I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Anonymous said...

i do this already and it means nothing to the women i know. i've stopped trying...